This is how we conversate

See, I warned all of you: this blog is NOT funny. Well, aside from this entry. I think.

(the following conversation has been edited for the sake of bettering the author's image)

stepiphany1: have i told you that i idolize tina fey?
stepiphany1: but i'll never be as smart or funny as her. LIKE HER.
ritzerman: yeah, im in love with her
ritzerman: she's the perfect modern woman
stepiphany1: since when are you in love with her!?
stepiphany1: you can't be in love with every female figure i like
stepiphany1: you love chan marshall, now stick to that
ritzerman: i have a well-documented love for tina fey
ritzerman: and all her work
ritzerman: and her lips
stepiphany1: "well documented"?
stepiphany1: do elaborate
ritzerman: she was ideal on weekend update
ritzerman: and i like the way she writes herself on 30rock
stepiphany1: she writes herself?
stepiphany1: naw...
ritzerman: and she's sexy like, sharp tongue, good sense of humor sexy
stepiphany1: yeah, i know!
stepiphany1: god, it's like you're trying to convince ME of HER
ritzerman: and she writes 30 rock episodes
ritzerman: writes herself
stepiphany1: Yeah, ok, i get it, i want to fucking BE her, and you're doing just a swell job of rubbing it in
ritzerman: youre pretty funny
ritzerman: you just need to put yourself out there
stepiphany1: bahahah
stepiphany1: you think i'm funny? I mean... really?
ritzerman: your blog sure isn't
stepiphany1: LOLOLOLOL
stepiphany1: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
ritzerman: your supposed to be insighful in blogs
stepiphany1: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA
ritzerman: not just discuss everyday blah
ritzerman: like dentist appointments
stepiphany1: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
stepiphany1: LOL
stepiphany1: I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO TALK ABOUT!!!
stepiphany1: That's how boring my life is
stepiphany1: did you like the "ZING!" in this last one? I got that from you.
ritzerman: i didn't read
ritzerman: hahha
ritzerman: sorry
stepiphany1: wow
stepiphany1: it's ok, you could say anything right now and it wouldn't phase me because you. just. told. me. I'm. FUNNY!
ritzerman: i was trying to make you feel good. you know like halle berry in monster's ball
ritzerman: "make me feel gooood. make me feel goooood"
stepiphany1: no, i don't.
ritzerman: oh
ritzerman: you should see it
ritzerman: there is a raunchy scene where she keeps saying that
ritzerman: and you're "pretty" funny

THE END